FloridianSon |
01-14-2002 05:35 PM |
Floridian Sun joke
Two fleas one from up state NY. and the outher from Maine would meet every year on south beach to catch there shair of fun and sun,this year the first flea sad to the outher that he froze he ass off getting down there because he jumped on a pig truck and had bad weather all the way.not a problem said the outher flea do what I do next year go to the airport and wait in the bar and find a stewardness on he way down south and climb up to her crotch there you will be warm and safe.no problem he said I wll do it next year.A year went by and the two fleas met on south beach again and the second flea said to the first how was your trip this year,the first replyed that he froze his ass off again,did you do like I told you to ,yes the first replyed I did and I fell asleep and I woke up on I 95 in a bikers mustache!
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