Just in time for the play-offs!!
Old Folks Football -
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replies, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score again."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to get beat by his wife,
so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he ****s the bed.
The wife looks over and says, "What the hell was that?!"
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, "Halftime; switch sides."
If it aint broke .... I can break it....
Personal foul 10 yard penalty
What's with all the chit jokes???????
I can't talk about it right now, it's being handled by the Postal Inspector. Those guys don't mess around!
ladies dont fart
They PootOriginally posted by Jane:
<STRONG>ladies dont fart</STRONG>
Alum Metal Fab
Custom Marine Sales
Dave's Custom Boats
Diamond Performance Parts
Double R Performance
Elton Porter Insurance
Fastboats Marine Group
GGB Exhaust Technologies
Grand Sports Center
Ilmor High Performance Marine
Lake Cumberland Marine
Lake Havasu Boat Show
Marine Technology Inc
McLeod Design Group
Performance Boat Center
Performance Marine Trading
Potter Performance Engines
Ron Sporl Performance
Speed and Custom Marine
Total Dollar Insurance
Teague Custom Marine
Wake Zone Marine Insurance
Young Performance Marine