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    Mod Squad Enforcer Charter Member Cash Bar's Avatar
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    Tues. Funny......

    Gotta love these,...... some old, some new.You know you're from Florida when....

    1. You have FEMA's number on your speed dialer.

    2. You have more than 300 'C' and 'D' batteries in your kitchen drawer.

    3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O's.

    4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood
    covering your windows.

    5. When describing your gutted house to a prospective buyer, you say it
    has three bedrooms, two baths and an open air feel to it.

    6. Your SSN isn't a secret, it's written in Sharpie on your arms.

    7. You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.

    8. You are delighted to pay $3 for a gallon of regular unleaded.

    9. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.

    10. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the

    11. You own more than three large coolers.

    12. You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the
    least bit guilty about it.

    13. You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking "It'll only
    take a gallon of gas to get there and back"

    14. You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in
    your freezer Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain;
    today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.

    15. You catch a 13-pound red fish - in your house.

    16. You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance

    17. You consider a "vacation" to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.

    18. At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest

    19. You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.

    20. There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.

    21. You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who
    work at the Weather Channel.

    22. Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.

    23. Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

    24. Your "drive-thru" meal consists of MRE's and bottled water.

    25. Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.

    26. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.

    27. You've been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or
    a tree worker.

    28. A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.

    29. You don't worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.

    30. Your child's first words are "hunker down" and you didn't go to Ole

    31. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it's

    32. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.

    33. You know the difference between the"good side" of a storm and the "bad

    34. Your kids start school in August and finish in July.

    35. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.
    Your OSO connection to great S. Florida Real Estate.

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    Charter Mod Charter Member BLee's Avatar
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    Re: Tues. Funny......

    You know you're NOT from Florida............. when you allow a guy who barely drinks get you HAMMERED at the biggest tailgate party ever!

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    Re: Tues. Funny......

    15. You catch a 13-pound red fish - in your house.
    I found a starfish and a horseshoe crab in my lawn last year.

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