Camel Humor
 

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On
his orientation tour he noticed a very old camel tied out in back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".
The Sergeant replied "Well sir... it's a long way from anywhere. The men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel." The captain said "Well if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right
with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand
it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was
buttoning his pants he asked the sargeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir...we usually just ride it into town."

DOH!!!

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hahah, good one!

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that poor camel :D :D :D

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lol

LOL .... :D guess he didnt ride it any farther than his quarters..... :rolleyes:

Ain't there some sort of health warning from the Surgin General about sex with Camels? :D

Nice! :D :D :D

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