I'd go to work with a boombox playing "Take this Job and Shove It" really loud.
I'd stand up at Christmas dinner and shout "all of yall can kiss my azz!"
I'd go on TV advertising my winning and announcing that I'll only accept twins or higher for carnal activities...
Oh yea, one of those Nor-Tech 50 footers with 4 twin supercharged V-12's would do fine as well.
And I will have my own Heineken truck too