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    Post you may have heard that one already!!

    A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a river bank with a bag of cat food beside it.

    Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which makes his mouth water instantly. Beside the bag is a small cat that is hungrily eying the cat food on the other side.

    The two look at each and wonder what to do. The rooster says, " I know , if we run and jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side. "

    The cat responds, "OK, let's give it a try"

    The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and justs makes it to the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.

    The cat, now more motivated than ever , heads back twenty feet and makes a run for it. He jumps and SPLASH!! He lands right in the middle of the river.

    The moral of the story:
    For every satisfied cock, there's a wet *****!

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    On the river


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