The size of your wifes boob job should directly relate to the size and make of boat that you purchased, Lucky for you... I have the scale:
38 and above Cigarette or Apache gets your wife 400 and above cc's. It also intitles you to get your 125Lb dogs teeth dipped in gold and yell back at the Coast Guard.
38 and below Scarab or Donzi gets your wife 250-399cc's and you are almost now required by law to get a generic "Bad Boy" tatoo on your right shoulder. You may however still put a spiked coller on your 20LB dog named "Harley". You probably picked it up on the way home from the Coast guard training class.
Owning any Baja gets your wifey poo 200-249cc's of personality enhancement and requires that you grow at least a half mullet for boating season (A full Mississippi waterfall is not required). Your Dog probably goes to the groomer for perms and you introduce it as "Hers". You may have failed the Coast Guard training class...twice!
And last but not least...
If you just bought a Fountain... your not fooling anyone!!! Skip the boobs let your wife wear the strap on and for Gods sake stop letting the teacup chihuaha watch!!!