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    Talking ok-last bashing 4 tha ladies

    Daily Man Bash >:-{} (not too be taken too personally, guys)

    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who's "willy" is thick and long.
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
    I pray that he is gainfully employed,
    And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
    One who pulls out my chair, opens my door,
    massages my back begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who will make love
    to my mind,
    Knows just what to say when I ask,
    "Do I have too big a behind?"
    One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
    In the hall, the shower, the garden and kitchen!
    I pray that this man will love me no end,
    And never attempts to screw my best friend.
    I pray for all this as I kneel by my bed,
    and look at the **** Head you sent me instead!!!

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    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    New Hampshuu !!


    WOW.... . Between this post and the "Tech support on men" post, I'm glad I'm not your better half.......

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    He is my better half!!! But, doesn't hurt to stir the pot occasionally in the name of good, clean fun!

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    Gold Member Gold Member BatGirl's Avatar
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    Wellington, Fl/Mooresville NC


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    Gold Member Gold Member BatGirl's Avatar
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    Wellington, Fl/Mooresville NC


    Sorry Pussmando, I will leave the Post Ho-in
    up to you guys. I don't have the time to even try to keep up!
    Go Big or go Home!

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