soflgrl

SONS MAKE THEIR FATHER PROUD

4 guys telling stories in a bar; 1 guy leaves to
go to the restroom, 3 guys are left.
First guy says, "I was worried that my son was
gonna be a loser because he started out washing
cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he
got a break, they made him a salesman, and he
sold so many cars that he bought the dealership.
In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his
best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

Second guy says, "I was worried about my son too
because he started out raking leaves for a
realtor. Turns out he got a break, they made him
a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought
the real estate firm. In fact, HE's so successful
that he just gave his best friend a new house for
his birthday.

Third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started
out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well He
got a break, they made him a broker, and now he
owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich
that he just gave his best friend $1 million in
stock for his birthday."

Fourth guy comes back from the rest room. The
first 3 explain that they are telling stories
about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm
embarrassed to admit that my son IS a major
disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser
and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In
fact I just found out that he's gay and has
SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the
bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new
Mercedes, a new House and $1 Million in stock
for his birthday."

ssherman

LMAO

mama tryed

OOOOOOOOOPPS!!!!!


IS IT SPRING YET??