TOP TEn rejected Valantines Day Cards
 

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, BUT the thing I like best , is getting you drunk.

9.Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow!

8. I bought that card at the sto. In hopes that later you be my Ho.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right. I just wish it wasen't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I am spanking your big round fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I,m fulfilled...SO MAKE ME A SAMICH !!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass OUR love has grown..but so has your ass.

3. You're a honey...and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "Booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister, you should check out the one I gave your sister!!

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11. Roses are red
The water is blue,
Get in the boat
or I'll have to spank you! :p :D

12. Rose are red
My boat is blue,
You better swallow
or it's overboard for you!
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13. Roses are red
your butt is blue,
loose some weight
or we are through! :o :o