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  1. #1
    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    Jan 2001
    New Hampshuu !!

    Talking A fella was in the market to buy some acreage.......

    He found just what he was looking
    for, but it was a little expensive. During an inspection of the property, however,
    he found a hive of bees. He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land. The land owner assured
    him that the bees were completely harmless, but the buyer would have no part of it.

    Finally, the landowner made an offer. The buyer would allow himself to be tied to a
    tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was
    the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for free. The
    buyer thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.

    An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor buyer slumped over
    in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran upto him and asked him if he had been stung.

    The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No, but doesn't that calf have a mother?"

    [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Risk Taker ]

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    Jun 2001
    St. Petersburg, FL


    Ya right...Like he had no idea

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    Pennsville NJ.


    Not one of your better ones RT
    “He who is unaware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge.”


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