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Gordo 01-29-2002 11:01 AM

After a couple of weeks with the new/used Dell, I've found porn sites that I never before thought existed. My problem is, I keep gettin slowed down by all the animal husbandry sites with pictures of Traviss and his weekend follies.
So, I'm out in my new shop lookin at how I am going to run my compressor off of 220 when I get this idea, can I run my Dell on 220? Think about it, twice the power,(more power auug auug auug), should make it twice as fast.
right?

Bruce 01-29-2002 12:35 PM

Dude, your a genius!! Get a power modulator inverter and wire it to the crossover media expander and your Smokin!! ;)

traviss 01-29-2002 12:55 PM

SO many porn sites...so little time :eek:

and I am not in ANY porn sites with animals :mad:

Gordo 01-29-2002 03:44 PM

Bruce,
Smokin??? I think that's what went wrong with my last attempt at computer upgrade 101. I whacked once just a little too hard and all the smoke leaked out.
Now, how do I get my hands on one of them thar "crossover media expanders" ??

Traviss, my mistake dude. I forgot you're sensitive about your sheep. ;)

Bruce 01-29-2002 04:48 PM

Dude, those are totally custom! I had to buy one last year and it totally fried my brain searching all the used computer stores back room's. I traded my water pipe and police scanner for the one I got, but the tech really wanted a moped! Good luck, I can't go through that again. :cool:

Gordo 01-30-2002 01:55 PM

Those techs are some odd ducks, but if he's got one of them there newfangled power/whopper/whatteverthehell you called it, I can trade him a very used (up) moped and probably score some Kansas ditchweed.

Bruce 01-30-2002 03:07 PM

I passed on your request and offer, he really liked your description. He's got a Whopper Crossover Power Modulator that would really get your DELL smoki'n. I held out the ditchweed and negotiated exclusively with your moped but he was only going to provide a standard crossover modulator for the bike. When I suggested the primo Kansas Virgin Ditchweed could be included he bucked up the Whopper!! Dude, I'm really stoked, you should do this deal! I can just visualize your cherried out DELL connected to the Whopper Crossover Power Modulator just churn'in and burn'in baby!! I'm jelous, now I gotta upgrade my stuff. :eek:

Gordo 02-05-2002 09:26 AM

I know, it's tough keepin up with the Gordons.

Does this high performance whopper chopper pelican pounder crossed over p-38 arudium modulator come with installation instructions?


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