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Old 02-14-2006, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by stecz20
here is one i usually get...." your friends - are they men or women"???..... "why is that young boy bound with duct tape?.... no as a matter of fact I don't want a one way ticket to hell"....."what would you care if have I seen the movie Deliverance"??
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:51 AM
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How fast is it? And when you tell them they usually go.. Oh, that's all?Thought it'd be faster.
So now I just make up some outrageous speed.
Hey T, we know, U just make CHIT up as U go! Your probably going tell me mine will go 115!
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Old 02-14-2006, 11:00 AM
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I've heard most of what you all have stated, but my number one, all time greatest, question (one that is asked over and over by people down here) is:

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU CHARGE ME TO USE IT TO GO TO CUBA TO BRING BACK SOME RELATIVES?
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"Nice Fountain I have a bayliner"
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"Nice Fountain I have a bayliner"
Is your reply then: "Well, there's no shame in that (snicker snicker)" ?
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Not on subject completely but I just got a Cat and sent a picture from the side at a 45 degree angle to a friend of mine...She asked if it was two boats or one.
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My friends asked an old man at the marina, "how you like Boones new boat?" His reply "looks like a floating coffin."
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...She asked if it was two boats or one.
With that question she's got to be HOT!
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Q : "How much does it cost?"

A : "ALot"

Q : "No, really how much does it cost"

A : "Really, alot"

They get pretty quiet about then
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Originally Posted by BBB725
Q : "How much does it cost?"

A : "ALot"

Q : "No, really how much does it cost"

A : "Really, alot"

They get pretty quiet about then
Just ask them how much they make a year...What did their house cost...It's nobodys bizz !
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