I guess they are all looking to trade up to Fountains, with the cool "no seeum" guage feature. Rumored to be a clever trick of Apache boats, foisted on Fountain by some Mardi Gras bead throwing Apache boat owners.
Buyafountain is whispered to have caught the beads at one of his parties, giving them to a guest from the fountain factory. That guest has still not recovered, walking around wearing nothing except the beads, chanting and trying to finger paint female co workers.
Cig owners, hearing about this, want to get some of this erudite charm and are trading in their boats for Fountains.
Bozo was hired to fill in while the bead guy was busy finger painting, is installing the "no seeum" guage cluster, and getting the finger paint guy to sign off on the dash installation.