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TulsaLarry 02-01-2002 11:15 AM

How Cold Is IT?
 
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
40 - You can see your breath; Californians shiver uncontrollaby; Minnesotans go swimming.
35 - Italian cars won't start.
30 - You plan your vation to Australia.
25 - Ohio water freezes; Californians weep; Minnesotans eat ice cream; Canadians go swimming.
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes.
15 - French cars won't start; Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you.
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 - American cars won't start.
-10 - German cars won't start.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
-20 - Politicians actually do something about the homeless; Japanese cars won't start.
-25 - Too cold to think.
-30 - You plan a two-week hot bath; Swedish cars won't start.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes.
-80 - Hell freezes over; Viking fans order hot cocoa instead of cold beer at the game.
-90 - Politicians put their hands in their own pockets.

DJD 02-01-2002 02:17 PM

:D :D LOL

traviss 02-01-2002 02:20 PM

LOL!!! :D :D :D :D :D

30 degrees should also have
"Michiganders finally put there boats away" :D :D

HydroScream 02-01-2002 02:41 PM

last night....

-10 - German cars won't start :eek:

Nagivator 02-02-2002 08:56 PM

Yea Traviss either 30 degrees or when the water blows to Canada and everything sits in the muck

traviss 02-02-2002 08:57 PM

LOL!!! :eek:

SHARKEY-IMAGES 02-02-2002 10:20 PM

:D :D :D :D :D


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