How Cold Is IT?
65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. 40 - You can see your breath; Californians shiver uncontrollaby; Minnesotans go swimming. 35 - Italian cars won't start. 30 - You plan your vation to Australia. 25 - Ohio water freezes; Californians weep; Minnesotans eat ice cream; Canadians go swimming. 20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes. 15 - French cars won't start; Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you. 10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 - American cars won't start. -10 - German cars won't start. -15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. -20 - Politicians actually do something about the homeless; Japanese cars won't start. -25 - Too cold to think. -30 - You plan a two-week hot bath; Swedish cars won't start. -50 - Congressional hot air freezes. -80 - Hell freezes over; Viking fans order hot cocoa instead of cold beer at the game. -90 - Politicians put their hands in their own pockets. |
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LOL!!! :D :D :D :D :D
30 degrees should also have "Michiganders finally put there boats away" :D :D |
last night....
-10 - German cars won't start :eek: |
Yea Traviss either 30 degrees or when the water blows to Canada and everything sits in the muck
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LOL!!! :eek:
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