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fountain1fan 04-10-2006 07:06 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
GOODT rotflmao how true same here :D :D :D :D :D :drink: :drink: :drink:

bryanspeedracer 04-10-2006 10:02 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 

Originally Posted by wrinkleface
Hey Speedy, don't lie 2 the OSO folks! U know U R a Hot Boat Girl Groupie! Remember, I saw U at the Clevelander and U where really go'n for those suction cup condoms!! Try' 2 stick them on the girls AZZZZZES!! :evilb: :evilb:

Where do you think I learned how to stip search those young lovelies? :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

bajabob38 04-11-2006 02:23 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 

Originally Posted by sy goldberg
Nursing Home Gigolo For Aarp.


What department the Morgue

itilldo 04-11-2006 05:29 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I’m an artificial inseminator for Jersey Cows and goats. It all started out as dare one night after heavy drinking.

NJgr8ful 04-11-2006 08:52 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
I lied ... I'm really a Sr. VP in charge of watching Paint Dry and Grass Grow, just newly promoted from Executive Director Slacking this past March 1. Promotion came with big stock options and incentives, that even included a gift certificate of $50 at Home Depot/Lowe's/ or Toy's 'R' Us ... I was allowed to pick one!!!!! :evilb: :evilb:

earl 04-11-2006 09:09 AM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
muff diver

Shorgasm 04-11-2006 03:39 PM

Re: What do you people do or did for a living?
 
"VEST" Vaginal Elasticity Stress Tester........You'd be amazed what will fit in a lot of those suckers! :evilb:


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