A PROMISE KEPT
A man approaches his best friends wife one day
when her husband is at the office.
"Will you go to bed with me?" he asks.
"No, my husband would not approve," she responds.
"What if I give you $1000?"
"Well for a $1000, I think I will. Come back
tomorrow afternoon when he is at work."
So the man shows up the next day and slaps $1000
on the table and they do whatever it was they did.
In the evening her husband comes home a little
"Was my best friend here today?"
"Yes," his wife replies with concern.
"And did he leave $1000?"
"Yes," she replies again, expecting the worst.
"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came this
morning and asked if he could borrow a $1000
from me and promised to return it this afternoon!"
“He who is unaware of his ignorance will be only misled by his knowledge.”
Member of the Liquid Jungle
That was a cheap shot, But funny!!!
If it aint broke .... I can break it....
Sounds like something my ex would do. Except she didn't need the money thing.
Hey even if it ain't broke it's still fun to tinker with it.
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