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Thread: Living in 2002

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    Gold Member Gold Member Dave M's Avatar
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    Post Living in 2002

    1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
    3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat, he e-mails
    you back from his bedroom.
    4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout cookies via her web site.
    5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
    haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
    6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
    contains Echinacea.
    7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she
    can create a screen saver.
    8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.
    9. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of
    the screen.
    10.You buy a computer and 6-months later it is out of date and now sells
    for half the price you paid for it.
    11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20-50 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go
    get it.
    12.Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would
    a hassle and take planning.
    13.Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the
    back seat of your car.
    14.Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
    e-mail addresses.
    15.You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
    16.Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
    17.Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored post-it notes.
    18.You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
    19.You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
    20.You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you
    just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    21.You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
    22.You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your
    way back to bed.
    23.You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
    24. You're reading this.
    25. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else

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    Charter Member #30 Charter Member Scott's Avatar
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    So sad but true Just copied it
    I have Steps & Bubbles!

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    Registered Jana's Avatar
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    Guilty of many of those.
    26. You fly planes, race boats, play basketball and golf and never even leave the house.

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    Boy - isn't that the truth!! Yup - gotta pass it along

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    Hmmmm....Very true, indeed!

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    Talk about an eye true

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    Offshore Addiction


    How true...

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