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    Forum Regulator VIP Member Sydwayz's Avatar
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    Post 7 morons... {humor}

    Some of these are old, but they are all good ones.

    AT&T FIRED President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked
    intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package.
    Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.

    2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California
    spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself
    inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers
    discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line,
    shouting “Please come out and give yourself up.”

    3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???
    An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and
    forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein
    the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

    4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked
    for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so
    he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three
    hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

    5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery
    suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When
    detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me
    all your money or
    I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”

    6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My
    wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her
    first child?” the doctor asked. “No!”, the man shouted, “This is her husband!”.

    7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven
    Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch
    withot a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but
    unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.


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    Registered mxz800's Avatar
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    i think i work with at least 5 of these people

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    Charter Member #232 Charter Member Audiofn's Avatar
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    Am I the only one that noticed all those are from CALI??? Were all the NUTS are
    Put your best foot forward!

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