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    Registered Erie Desire's Avatar
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    Lake Erie,MI

    Smile Just a little humor

    Life Explained
    On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must
    go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the her forty."

    And God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks out. I
    will give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten
    years and
    I'll give back the other ten."
    So God agreed (sigh).
    On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
    do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty
    year life span."
    Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
    > think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep,
    sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you

    Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you
    take my twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog
    and the ten monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

    Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
    So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, have great
    sex, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave
    in the
    sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do
    to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we
    sit in
    front of the house and bark at everybody.

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    Registered mattyboy's Avatar
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    greenwood lake USA


    very little and 1/2


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    Registered traviss's Avatar
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    1989 18.5 ft XLT powerplay
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    On the river


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