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cuda 11-07-2006 08:51 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
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Old props are considered table centerpieces and candle holders.

cuda 11-07-2006 08:52 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
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You have more pictures of your boats, than your family.

cuda 11-07-2006 08:53 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
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Intakes, carbs, and flame arrestors are allowed on the kitchen counter indefinitely.

Dangerous Dave 11-07-2006 08:58 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
you know more about your boat than you know about your job

your gas bill is more than your mortgage

your wifes cans cost more than your outdrives

your aluminum trailer is rusting

you're a boardmember of SEATOW

your neighbors always complain when your flushing your 11.1 comp. dry piped motors at 11pm

you own successful Burger Kings yet still fell compelled to get into the boating business (and do a good job of it)

the rear tires on all your vehicles a bald

your gold chain could also lift your motors out

75% of your work day is spent on this stupid website (the other 25% on porn)

Dangerous Dave 11-07-2006 08:59 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
you win Cuda....you win.

BZ 11-07-2006 09:04 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 

Originally Posted by Smitty
Every conversation has a tie to boating.

this is the winner.....BZ

Downtown42 11-07-2006 09:18 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 

Originally Posted by ToTheMax
When you take your car to the mall to go shopping, you pop the hood and leave it up for everyone to look at your engine! :drink:

I vote this one!! :D :D

Downtown42 11-07-2006 09:21 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
asking your employer to match $1 for $1 towards your boat pyt instead the 401k which I won't live long enough to enjoy anyway :crazy:

wrinkleface 11-07-2006 09:43 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
U go 2 this boating website called Offshore Only more times a day than U think of Sex!!!!! :eek: :evilb:

ECeptor 11-07-2006 09:51 PM

Re: 10 way to tell if you are a performence boat nut!!! [ David Letterman style]
 
Your spouse says "it's me or that boat." You say "I'll miss you honey!"


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