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    Post Top 10 Rejected Valentine's Day Cards

    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
    7. This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that
    I gave to your sister!

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    Halmark would be proud
    Chris Reindl

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    Thumbs up

    LOL! I think #6 will be on the back of my boat for LOTO!!!!

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy horsepower. And I've never seen a sad person hauling a$$!

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    those were funny, I wonder what my wife will think of them. She always wants me to be more creative than just buying a hallmark card from the store, maybe I will make here one and borrow one of those sayings. HUMMMMM

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    Those are great. I need to find a card with #9.

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