Famous quotes
02-06-2002, 12:43 PM
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Famous quotes
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."--- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what
she's reading."---Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I
said, "Thyroid problem?"--- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." --- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."--- Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."--- Barbara Bush (Former US
First Lady ... and you didn't hink Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
--- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."--- Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."--- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ---
Robert DE Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think: ''I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'--- Jerry
Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman
I don't like and just give her a house."--- Rod Stewart
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."--- Robin Williams
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships."--- Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what
she's reading."---Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I
said, "Thyroid problem?"--- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf
is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." --- Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."--- Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he
never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."--- Barbara Bush (Former US
First Lady ... and you didn't hink Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
--- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of
it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."--- Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."--- Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ---
Robert DE Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that
many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"--- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men
think: ''I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'--- Jerry
Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman
I don't like and just give her a house."--- Rod Stewart
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."--- Robin Williams
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..gross..I'm picturing her and bush sr. , and shes going ....nevermind
