"I'd rather beg for forgiveness than ask for permission!" (thats how I bring different corvette's home!)
"I've never seen an ugly girl with a ------ in her mouth!"
"I've seen chicks in bars loose 40lbs in a matter of 30 minutes after 4 drinks"
"Jack Daniels its the world fastest SLIM FAST for the opposite sex!"
"I may be fat but you are fugly and I can always loose weight"
"Gas, Grass or Azz, nobody rides for Free!"