Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He carefully created a girl.
Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
Then he added a mouth, and ruined the whole damn thing.
That was GREAT!!! LMAO!
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy horsepower. And I've never seen a sad person hauling a$$!
OH BOY, HOW TRUE HOW TRUE!
LOL!! damn that is the truth
That was a great one.
There is nothing wrong with the mouth. Its the voice box where he screwed up.
oh man that was funny! I'm going to have to write that one down!
Thank God for the U.S. Marines!
...I'm still a student.
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