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    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
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    Cool Friday Afternoon Funnies?

    Two Mamangement Theories for everyone to consider.

    #1 A wild turkey was wandering through his normal neck of the woods when he came across a new clearing a local farmer had made. In the middle of the clearing was the farmer's bull, grazing away. The turkey was curious, so he went up to the bull and struck up a conversation about the clearing and the forest.
    Turkey- "Nice clearing."
    Bull- "Yep, sure is. My farmer just made it the other day."
    Turkey- "I'd sure like to be able to fly up to the top of those tall trees."
    Bull- "Ya know, my crap is full of super -energizing nutrients. If you start eating it, soon you'll be able to fly all the way up there."
    Turkey- "Really!?!"
    Bull- "Yep, Guaranteed!"

    So the turkey wanders behind the bull and finds a fresh cow patty and proceeds to consume it. After two days of eating the manure, the turkey is able to fly to the lower branches of the trees. After a week of the manure diet, the turkey is able to fly to the middle branches of the trees. After eating the manure for a full two weeks, the turkey is able to fly all the way to the highest tree top.

    The turkey is so excited about his new-found energy he yells down the the bull, "Hey bull! Look at me! I made it to the top!" Just about that time, the farmer steps out from behind a tree and blasts the turkey dead with a shotgun.

    The management theory behind this one...BULL**** MAY GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE!


    #2 A crow was just sitting on a telephone pole, doing nothing, when a bunny came along and started a conversation.
    Bunny- "Whatcha doin?"
    Crow- "Sitting around, doing nothing."
    Bunny- "Wow! Can I do that too?"
    Crow- "Sure! Go ahead."

    So the bunny rolls over on his back, stretches out his legs and lays in the nice warm sun, doing nothing with the crow. Along came a fox and saw the bunny laying there in the sun, doing absolutely nothing. The fox promptly pounced on the bunny and ate him up.


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