A few things I hate about everybody
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the
TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". f*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give
me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to
be'. So what did they used to be? ears, wellington boots?
11.When your eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff that pretend they don't understand you unless
you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering...It has
to be a Mcchicken Sandwich, just a Chicken Sandwich get blank
looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your
McEyes you McTosser.
14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you
alright?’ Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.
Did we have a full moon last nite!!
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