Hump Day Humor !!
01-09-2002, 10:24 AM
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Hump Day Humor !!
As the airliner pushed back from the gate the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, oxygen masks, etc.
Finally she said "Sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, takes you safely to your destination."
Marvin, sitting back in the eighth row, wondered "Did I hear that right? Is
the captain a woman? I need a whiskey and water."
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he asked "Did I hear you right? The captain of this plane is a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Marvin, "Better make that a double! I don't know what to think with all those women up there in the cockpit."
"Oh, and that's another thing," said the attendant. "We no longer call it
the cockpit. We prefer to call it the box office."
Finally she said "Sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, takes you safely to your destination."
Marvin, sitting back in the eighth row, wondered "Did I hear that right? Is
the captain a woman? I need a whiskey and water."
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he asked "Did I hear you right? The captain of this plane is a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Marvin, "Better make that a double! I don't know what to think with all those women up there in the cockpit."
"Oh, and that's another thing," said the attendant. "We no longer call it
the cockpit. We prefer to call it the box office."
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Originally posted by Sydwayz23:
<STRONG>That was GREAT! Actually, my Sister is a 24 year old Captain for USAIR. She flys her own plane, at 24!!!! I sent this to her immediately.
Brian</STRONG>
<STRONG>That was GREAT! Actually, my Sister is a 24 year old Captain for USAIR. She flys her own plane, at 24!!!! I sent this to her immediately.
Brian</STRONG>
Why don't you send her my way
