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  1. #1
    Charter Member #34 Charter Member Dock Holiday's Avatar
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    Oct 2000
    Beautiful North Carolina

    Post Signs You Live in 2002

    1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
    3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails
    you back from his bedroom,
    "What's for dinner?"
    4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
    5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you
    haven't spoken with
    your next door neighbor this year.
    6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it
    contains Echinacea.
    7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
    she can create a screen saver.
    8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home.
    9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of
    the screen.
    10. You buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells
    for half the price you paid.
    11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
    first 20 or 30 years of your life,
    is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
    12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would
    be a hassle and take planning.
    13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
    the back seat of your car.
    14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not
    have e-mail addresses.
    15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
    16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
    17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
    18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
    19. You get an extra phone line (or a ADSL/cable modem) so you can get
    phone calls.
    20. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful feeling, as if you
    just pulled the plug on a loved one.
    21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
    22. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on
    your way back to bed.

  2. #2
    Registered Bill272's Avatar
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    Dec 2000
    Lake St. Clair


    This list sounds just ridiculous. But I can directly relate to 16 of them...

  3. #3
    Platinum Member Platinum Member laster's Avatar
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    Oct 2000
    Western Massachusetts


    Whoa!!! For something that is supposed to be a joke that strikes way to close to home.
    Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way. B*tchin' about it ain't helpin'.

  4. #4
    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    Jan 2001
    New Hampshuu !!

    Thumbs up

    I won't tell you how many hit close to home here......Good stuff !!

  5. #5
    Registered traviss's Avatar
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    1989 18.5 ft XLT powerplay
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    Oct 2000
    On the river


    sounds alot like home

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