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Risk Taker 01-10-2002 04:31 PM

A drunk man who smelled like beer...........
 
........sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the
priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol
and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath."

"Well, I'll be danged," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".

:eek: :eek: :D :p

traviss 01-10-2002 04:33 PM

LOL!! :D :eek: :D :eek: :D

mattyboy 01-10-2002 04:37 PM

Traviss how many times have I told you don't talk to strangers on the subway!!!! :D :D

Mattyboy
glad those things don't cause arthritis, if they did I would not be able to type :eek:

hp500efi 01-10-2002 04:42 PM

:D :D :D :D

flylevel 01-10-2002 05:08 PM

ROTFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D

bajabob38 01-10-2002 05:12 PM

That gets :D 1/2

HydroScream 01-10-2002 05:13 PM

LOL nice one ;) :D

Smitty 01-10-2002 05:13 PM

:D :D :D

mxz800 01-10-2002 05:28 PM

:D :D :D

RON 01-10-2002 10:46 PM

Poor Pope! :D :D :D


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