Phantom, Phantom, Phantom....tisk, tisk, tisk. Ye of little faith my friend.
You insult our women, our lifestyle, and our boats,this we can take. (not so much the boats) But to insult our partying abilities is just going WAY to far!
I don't think you know how good we have it. There were comments made about our ability to get quality women. Not true. I have more cousins and step siblings to choose from then most people could dream of. Where else can you come home on Friday evening, jack up your house, put the tires on it, and go to the lake for the weekend? Where else will you find the combined value of the boat and truck in the driveway is more then the home they sit in front of? Hell, I was mowing my yard this summer and found another vehicle for the wife/sister to drive. You have to remember I'm from Arkansas, I'm too dumb to handle witty insults.
I do however like your thinking. I think we could spend some quality time together. Who's your daddy!?!?!? LOL I wouldn't drop your keys in front of us! HAHAHAHA
Keep the humor, it's gets me through a long day. Take care.
Remember, everything I post is just an opinion.