You got it wrong.........the strippers head over there to party like the rest. As far as porno goes, well, it's not really porno! That's just what some might call the "events" that happen naturally at Havasu, and more than likely, a video camera just happens to be close by. We're talking about an OSO gathering here, not the next "Girls Gone Wild" video. We'll bring the classy ladies with us from OSO, don't you worry. I think you LOTO folks are on the run. You're going to need all 156 remaining days to get all six OSO members in the area together. As far as ratios go (male/female), you guys are waaaaaay off. Talkin out the side of your neck! While you're putting on your boot stomping non-coast music to square dance the night away with some "swamp-thing" girls that fell off the back of some fly-fishing boat that passed by, we're going to be blending the day away with margarita's tring our best to see which girls should win the Pamela Anderson look-alike contest!
Nort (aka Universal Chaos)
PS: We boat in the same water that Pamela swam in! (well......the next lake down stream)