My hair was way bigger than theirs. Come on now my hair was over-proccessed bleached blonde with a black streak plus I used to crimp it ................ oh the memories of the big hair Jersey-style. Oh god, I just completely scared the hell outta myself. It's part of my past I try to forget.
Come to think of it, maybe the Aqua-net in the white and pink can is the reason for the hole in the ozone.