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Liquid Liability 08-23-2007 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by thunderusone (Post 2245154)
Liquid, Eddie, came over to the shop the other day and had on a goofy pair of gym shorts.......he kicked his leg on the chair to shoot the chit and his sack fell out on the floor. You know what happened next.......the cats IMMEDIATELY pounced on the opportunity and started a championship hockey match with them. All the time Eddie was barkin....."doe's mudda fukka's bedda leave my bawls alone"!


good thing that didn't happen in the kitchen, his ballz would be under the stove!!

kennyo 08-23-2007 10:54 AM

John's cats are gay!

thunderusone 08-23-2007 11:02 AM

They are not only gay....but are into incest as well. The male is always trying to suck his sisters boobs when she is asleep.....and heaven forbid there is a chance to sniff the other ones azz.

thunderusone 08-23-2007 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by Liquid Liability (Post 2245238)
good thing that didn't happen in the kitchen, his ballz would be under the stove!!

I doubt they would fit.....not due to the size of his balls......but the fact that everything else that is missing in the house is under the stove.

Young Performance 08-23-2007 11:57 AM

Dude, ya'll are obsessing over my ball bag, which by the way, is very tight and firm and very attractive.:D

Young Performance 08-23-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by thunderusone (Post 2245274)
They are not only gay....but are into incest as well. The male is always trying to suck his sisters boobs when she is asleep.....and heaven forbid there is a chance to sniff the other ones azz.

They are getting that from you and Deb. They must be watching that freaky porn ya'll have.:D

thunderusone 08-23-2007 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by Young Performance (Post 2245359)
Dude, ya'll are obsessing over my ball bag, which by the way, is very tight and firm and very attractive.:D

Only when you do your annual jump with "The Polar Bear Club" in the winter.

kidsonic 08-27-2007 12:02 PM

Happy Birthday ! Hope you had a good one. You know your back would be better if you didn't have to carry guys like us all the time.:signs043:

thunderusone 08-27-2007 11:00 PM

Barry...how is your boat running?

[email protected] 08-28-2007 08:15 PM

Happy B day Eddie hope all is well! SC:cool-smiley-011:


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