Subject: Terrorists and Suicide
 

Why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
* No premarital sex.
* No booze. None. Never.
* No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
* No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN.
* No Hooters or other nude bars.
* No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
* No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- NO sports!!!.
* Women have to be completely covered and wear veils. No thongs.
* No Victoria's Secret Stuff.
* Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy
camels.
* Sand. *&^%** sand everywhere!
* More sand.
* Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish. No boats
* Sandstorms. More **$#@ sand everywhere!
* Rags for clothes and hats.
* Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips
* Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your butt with
your left hand.
* Constant crying from the neighbor next door
........no..wait,,,that's music!
* And when you die it's supposed to all get better...... No wonder they
volunteer!!

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I believe I read where a few of the terrorists actually went to a nude bar right before 9/11, Guess they at least wanted to see some ass just incase their religion wasn't right.

&?%& them all

WILL

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Hey, wait a minute........

"Camel and goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips" (??????)

All these years he's been wondering why his wifes cooking tastes like sh*t.
Now we know.

Guess what? IT WASN'T!!
(Especially in the case of flight 93 where "the American cowards" got up and whipped their butts. No virgins for those cats.)

You guys are so RACIST. Stop making fun of those poor camels. It's NOT right.

Didn't you hear what Pres. Bush said? Have you no heart? Think about the senseless slaughter the daisy cutters caused to the poor TaliCam's.

I'm leaving this forum. Boo Hoo.

I LOVE IT!! :D :D :D

Thanks for the smiley faces RW......I thought you were serious there for a second..... ;) ;)