Q: Does this thing get airborne?
A: Well lets just see......yeehaa! |
At the Gas Pump:
Redneck: How much gas will that thing hold? My Reply: It has a 150 gallon tank. Redneck: Dang I bet them Arabs just Luv you. So just how fast will that thing go? My Reply: I have hade it doing 90 on the trailer before. Redneck: Well, My brother has a 20 foot Ranger Bass Boat that will go that fast. My Reply: Thats nice, but mine will do it with 8 people on board and in rough water. Redneck: Well I got to get some bait, Maybe Ill hook up wit chew later. My Reply: Yea, just make sure you brush your tooth, we got some pretty girls that will be joining us later. Redneck: OK dude |
I have a friend who has a Carrera cat that will do over 100mph. On the dash in clear view of anyone sitting in the passenger seat is the following:
"Yes it's FAST and NO you can't drive!" |
They always know someone with a boat like
mine, but It's always a little faster and a little bigger than mine. LOL. :D :D |
Is that a race boat?
No, the big numbers are for parking. What kind of boat is that? Fiberglass. Is it fast? Not really :D |
I saw the old Out of Bounds boat this weekend... on the transom it says:
Yeah it's fast...and no, you can't have a ride! Man I was laughin my ass off! |
"Wow, this is a nice boat...It must have cost you almost $30k to buy this!!"
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"How fast does that thing go - like 40?" Being a girl with a boat, my favorite "You actually drive that boat by yourself?"
Then there was my Mom the first time she saw the Fountain "Are you sure that's yours? It's huge!" (She hasn't see a 38 or 42-footer up close before, so I guess a 29 looks big.) |
Jana,
My engine (675hp) and your boat ... we would make a great couple !!!! :D |
She'd probably see the other side of 80 easy with that thing. But there's no way I'm going to Michigan - too cold!
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