At the Gas Pump:
Redneck: How much gas will that thing hold?
My Reply: It has a 150 gallon tank.
Redneck: Dang I bet them Arabs just Luv you.
So just how fast will that thing go?
My Reply: I have hade it doing 90 on the trailer before.
Redneck: Well, My brother has a 20 foot Ranger Bass Boat that will go that fast.
My Reply: Thats nice, but mine will do it with 8 people on board and in rough water.
Redneck: Well I got to get some bait, Maybe Ill hook up wit chew later.
My Reply: Yea, just make sure you brush your tooth, we got some pretty girls that will be joining us later.
Redneck: OK dude