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Chris288

11-29-2007 02:01 PM

what do you guys think, I can't decide, should I buy a lear or an Enzo,,, oh heck, I'll just buy them both, and store them in Lil'douches's underground garage... It's great to be me, who wants to wear one of my super-bowl rings ??

Oh,, My 388 slingshot is a little squirlly over 100 mph but I'm thinking about putting bigger motors in it anyway,,, what can I do to improve the handling,, oh heck,, i'll just buy an outerlimits... P.S. who wants to wear one of my super-bowl rings ??

SBRT enforcer: Big Scotty
SBRT eye-candy: Rach ! oops make that Big Scotty

So who wins the title of OSO's biggest BULLCHITTER award ??

packinair

11-29-2007 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Airpacker (Post 2352879)

Cash Brain and Thad, the NEw apachecat guys.

LOL, jack, the tool of all tools

CigDaze

11-29-2007 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fund razor (Post 2352872)

Hey Nick,

Can I borrow about 40K? You know I am good for it.
I wanna buy McCollinstn's "Ormula" F311 sr1.

I can pay you back.
Plus the 30 or so 7/7s that I owe you, too.
I have a better gig now.

Don't agree right away.... give it some thought.

40?...nah, let's make it 50 just to be safe. I tell you what, give me your account numbers, SS# and DOB and I'll wire you the monies from my Nigerian holdings. ;)

Airpacker

11-29-2007 02:11 PM

Nick, you want to use my Nigerian Broker? He used to work for the government and really knows how to make those financial transactions move along reeeeeal smooth like.

Chris288

11-29-2007 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 2352894)

40?...nah, let's make it 50 just to be safe. I tell you what, give me your account numbers, SS# and DOB and I'll wire you the monies from my Nigerian holdings. ;)

forgot to mention you will handle all the shipping arrangements to ship said, ( boat, car, truck, snowmobile, ATV ) and if there's any funds left over, you can just send me certified check back..

CigDaze

11-29-2007 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Airpacker (Post 2352901)

Nick, you want to use my Nigerian Broker? He used to work for the government and really knows how to make those financial transactions move along reeeeeal smooth like.

Sweet, that would make life a lot easier...He's the heir to the throne, with the new Apachekat right? I keep getting emails from him and never knew what to think, but since you're cool with him, I'm in.

Racegirl3

11-29-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by packinair (Post 2352799)

what one?

The one that was photoshopped everywhere :D

CigDaze

11-29-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris288 (Post 2352903)

forgot to mention you will handle all the shipping arrangements to ship said, ( boat, car, truck, snowmobile, ATV ) and if there's any funds left over, you can just send me certified check back..

Yes, yes...ve shall overdraw fundz and yu sent me cheque for remaynder, i pAy shippeng. okay, deel.

Airpacker

11-29-2007 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CigDaze (Post 2352907)

Yep, thats him. He's got a few hundred mil in the bank so he doesn't even charge as much as UPS for brokerage fees.

I was even thinking of selling him the rights to the apachecat name for a hundred grand but for some reason he wants to pay me with a cashiers check for $250,000.00. Go figure.

Panther

11-29-2007 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Chris288 (Post 2352885)

So who wins the title of OSO's biggest BULLCHITTER award ??

Seems as though that title is yet to be crowed.....lots of folks in the running! :eek::party-smiley-004:
:D

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