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    Registered Dude! Sweet!'s Avatar
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    I heard that T2X doesn't "tea-bag" ladies, he "potato-sacks" them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T2x View Post
    On a serious note I would never put myself in God's class....

    You don't give youself enough credit!

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    Registered dkwestern's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dude! Sweet! View Post
    I heard that T2X doesn't "tea-bag" ladies, he "potato-sacks" them!

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    Allergic to Nonsense Platinum Member T2x's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by dkwestern View Post
    I've become a legend in your own minds...........

    Obsolete and proud of it

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    I don't think T2X "invented dirt." He just tweaked its bottom a bit, gave it a wider and deeper tunnel, raised its X-dimension and made it a little faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miller View Post
    The Reality of T2x:

    T2x doesn't sleep with a night light. T2x isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of T2x.

    T2x recently visited The Virgin Islands (with Brownie). They are now called The Islands.

    Superman owns a pair of T2x pajamas.

    T2x has never paid taxes. He just sends in a blank form and includes a picture of himself.

    If T2x is late, then time had damn well better stop.

    T2x sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled strength. He then beat up the devil and took back his soul.

    When T2x was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" T2x received an A+ for turning in a paper declaring Cats better than V bottoms.

    T2x actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

    T2x clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

    If T2x ever calls your house, be in! T2x doesn't leave messages; he leaves warnings.

    When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into T2x and lights bonfires in his driveway.

    Water actually parts for T2x.

    T2x once swam faster than an Apache just to disprove the V bottom superiority myth!


    T2x has never had hair on his head, he prefers to blind his racing opponents with the glare from his dome!

    Don't know either one of you but I hope your a female !!


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    I heard once he thought he was wrong but he was mistaken.

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    From the T2x boat of incredibly wise quotes

    "No matter Where you go --- There you are"

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