Sofa King Fast

COTAD ( Cigarette Owners That Aren't Dicks)

But most would not get it !! :angry-smiley-038:

Kitty Kisser
Aquaholic
4Gettabowtit
Seaifeyecare
Liquidater
Striprsride4free!
Tittilator
Slipperywhenwet
Pounderoften?
Urineovrurhead
Wetexpectations
Liquidassets
$4nutin&urchicks4free
Wuztheircollegemoney
Underwaterachiever
Retirementfuns
2FastfurU2catch
Anchormanagement
PropaganderSpinner
Thrillseaker
Waveaturmaw
Wakemewhenitsover

Edit spelling as needed and enjoy.

'Carbon Credits'

After I rebuild mine this winter it will probably become 'Maumee Menace'. Because that's my home river, and more than a few times last year I got pointed at from my marina while people talked to the dockhands and asked 'who is that assshole in the yellow boat?? He runs up and down here constantly!!' So they started calling me 'the menace' and then I said 'the maumee menace??' and they said 'yep that's you!!!'

A 38 Fountain here on Lake St. Clair named,

Lite and Loaded

(Lite is the Miller Lite font)

"Seven" or "Soda"...in memory of George Costanza!

names
 

My wife named mine (but she didnt know it at the time) She thinks anyone who has a'' big dick'' boat is making up for and showing off his manhood.So I named it ''BIG TEN INCH'' . Of course my theme song is by AEROSMITH. I have to tell my parents its the size of the props!!

This one came to me this morning. Probably going to us it on the next boat, which should be a fast cat.

Blood Money