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RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE
Ingredients: > 4 Laughing eyes > 4 Well-shaped legs > 4 Loving arms > 2 Firm milk containers > 2 Nuts > 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl > 1 Firm banana > DIRECTIONS : > 1. Look into laughing eyes. > 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. > 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. > 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out > until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk > containers > 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and > cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). > 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't > soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. > Notes: > 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully > before and after use. > 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. > 3. If cake rises, leave town. > > send this to 0 ppl - ur love life will be **** > 8 ppl - u will have a sweet LoVe LiFe! (and good sex) > 8 or more ppl - u will find the PeRfEcT LoVe! :D |
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