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    Talking for the men!!

    Never Argue With A Woman:

    A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to
    fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband
    returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
    Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the
    boat. She rowed out a
    short distance, anchored and returned to reading her book. Along came the
    sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning,
    Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she she thought
    to herself, "duh-isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area,"
    he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes,
    but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you
    in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape,"
    snapped the irate woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the
    sheriff. "Yes, that's true, she replied, "but you do have all the

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It is likely she can
    also think.

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    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
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    Evil Twin
    My wife is a reader........OH S#!%

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