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wrinkleface 03-04-2008 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388 (Post 2471148)
Both:D

Ya have to watch it when wrinkleface follows Downtown42 into the pisser,it sounds like a tap dance between the two:evilb::evilb:

No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!:evilb:

Downtown42 03-04-2008 08:14 PM

then there's Drag N' A$$ in the chitter.....:chimp:

ewwww whats that smell :et:

Strip Poker 388 03-04-2008 11:20 PM


Originally Posted by wrinkleface (Post 2471314)
No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!:evilb:

next to you inn the stal:D

JB4Boyne 03-05-2008 03:42 AM


Originally Posted by wrinkleface (Post 2471314)
No, It's DT42 & JBBoyne in the pisser!:evilb:

Ya, I got busted years ago with these 2 girls it the bathroom and ever since then any time there is a bathroom scenario he drags me into it:(

http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...2005-11-09.jpg

7xchamp 03-05-2008 10:40 AM


Originally Posted by pkspx (Post 2469781)
lol okaaaaaay

There is also the one about the two salesmen at the urinal, One from Cigarette and the other from Apache. Cigarette guy with a smirk says to the Apache guy boy this water in the urinal is cold, Apache guy says with a bigger smirk, yah, and it`s deep too.

Clay Washington 03-05-2008 12:51 PM

I get asked what kind of boat I own.

I say, "I have a Cigarette boat."

They just look at me and say, "Oh, A Baja!"

I just roll my eyes and say, "No! A Cigarette!" :D

They just look at me like a deer in the headlights. :rolleyes:

thedonz 03-05-2008 01:07 PM

Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........

CAP071 03-05-2008 07:08 PM

I stopped washing my hands when my brother got cancer at 22 years old, and my best friend died at 30 of heart failure.

Screw germs they can kiss my azz :Whatever:

Downtown42 03-05-2008 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by thedonz (Post 2472275)
Two guys in a public bathroom in Jamaica, American tourist looks over at the Jamaican and sees that the Jamaican guy has "WY" tatooed to his member, he says "I have the same initials tattooed on my member, they are my girlfriend's initials," and further proudly says "but when I get excited she can see that her whole name, WENDY, is tattooed because of my size"......the Jamaican seems unimpressed and responds, "Ya Mon, I work in this touristy resort and when I get excited, my tatoo say 'WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY'"..........

thats a long dong


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