A PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN
Wake up to hugs and kisses.
Weigh 5lbs. lighter than yesterday
Breakfast in bed, squeezed orange juice and croissants
Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
Facial , manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
Shopping with friends.
A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
Hot shower. Alone.
Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
A PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN
Massive dump while reading the sports section.
Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and tea.
Bloody Mary en route to airport
Private jet to Florida.
Limo to the Cigarette Racing factory.
Pickup the new 42' twin-step Tiger with triple 1100SC's you just won for free.
Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
Take you new Cig Tiger out for its mainden voyage in 5-6' seas.
Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas.
Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon,20oz. New York strip.
Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
Massage and Jacuzzi.
Go to bed.
One last blowjob
Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave, 15 decibel fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
Laugh yourself to sleep.
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Can you say "Praise the Lord"!!!
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