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    Registered mattyboy's Avatar
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    Question traviss,you go to the movies last night?

    An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir,
    what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That is my
    pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go, Old Chuckie goes."
    "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the
    theater. Not even a pet chicken.
    The old farmer said well, we'll see about that, he goes around the
    corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth,
    bought a ticket and entered the theater.
    He sat down next to two old emergency room nurses named Mildred and
    The movie started and the chicken began to squirm.
    The old
    unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the
    "Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge."I think the guy next to
    me is a pervert."
    "What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He unzipped his pants and
    he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
    "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge, "At our age we've seen them
    "Yes," I know said Mildred, "But this one's eating my popcorn."

    ONly kidding Traviss


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    Yup, traviss loves his farm animals

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    On the river
    GEEEEE.. thanks

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    Registered mattyboy's Avatar
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    don't mention it!
    what movie did you see
    howard the duck?

    Last edited by mattyboy; 02-19-2002 at 02:00 PM.

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