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I ran accross this on CL and almost ran skipped the room before calling I was so happy!

1978 Cigarette 38' Mistress, must sell, no storage - $6500 (Costa Mesa)

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Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-03-23, 9:33PM PDT

Unfortunately, I have lost my storage, and MUST sell my 1978 Cigarette Mistress. She is 38 feet. Interior is almost all teak, and is in excellent shape. Last year, I installed 2 new Chevrolet 568 marine motors. I did not finish hooking up the exhaust, electrical, fuel, etc. Everything is there, and ready to go. About less than a weekend's worth of work would get it on the water. Hull is perfect, original gel coat showing minor signs of age, nothing major. Trailer is a triple axle 2001 Douchemaster, galvanized, and in excellent shape. I have a clean, clear title for both the boat, and the trailer.

The following I am very adamant about. I will only sell this boat to a Cigarette enthusiast. I am GIVING the boat away at this price, and I will only let it go to someone who understands what it is. Understand, this means you will go through a little bit of a phone interview with me before we even discuss the boat. If you're not into Cigarette boats, you ain't buying it. Period. I have to get it out of storage by Tuesday morning, and I'm headed back East for a new job on Wednesday, so I can't screw around with people who aren't serious.

Please call Dean
800-429-5483

Then I called. I will save you all the agony: its 1-800-GAYLOVE

Whomever took the time to post this must have been a fountain owner!