Houston, we have a problem. Either he's out of ink, he unplugged his fax machine, or he's blocked my number after receiving multiple black faxes from me. I can no longer get through.
My redial button is officially worn out.
Time to start running up his phone bill.
I just speed-dialled him about a dozen times. He stared letting voice mail handle it, which is even better. The meter keeps running whether the douchebag talks or not.
Right now the voicemail is just recording away and the meter is running on his line. I don't know if it's time limited or not. I'll just let it run all afternoon and evening.
Since I've been typing this, I've gotten two other lines going, all running the bill up at the same time. This is fun.
Went back to the first one and hit the # after about 10 minutes- it dumped me back into the menu. I hit "3" and it lets me start re-recording all over again.
If we all do this, we'll probably get into him for a few hundred bucks an hour. I'm going to leave 4 lines running on his voicemail all night. I wish I could be there when he opens his phone bill next month. thirty grand in 800-number usage? Sweet. That'll be way better than the FAXBOMB. No "Tyler Durden Surprise" though. Maybe I can figure a way to voicemail him a cock- I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Once more back to all the lines- did the "#" and the "3". Both reset. He's gonna $hit.
im gonna call him and ask about the 2 for 1 rim job offer....
He's got his phone rolling from the 800 to call forwarding onto his cell- he's not answering, although some broad offered to kick my a$$. Not answering now though. Too bad
OK, so if you leave the voicemail long enough, it defaults to the message, but it keeps cycling the message over and over again. Running that 800 number.
All this attention should be good for his business. No fax, major phone bill and the aggravation of trying to find real customer voicemails in a pile of thousands of junk one's and not being able to answer the phone.
Anyone want to start a pool on how long it will take for him to surrender to the OSO a$$hole brigade?
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