catmando
 

I met him at the Miami Boat Show.I'm going to be tactful which is very unusual for me and say that it was a different experience.

:p :D :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I think we should put you two together on an episode of ELIMINDATE...

We could like handcuff you two to the same woman for 24 hours and see who gets eliminated...

You guys have that show right?

:confused: :cool: :eek: :eek:

heehee!! :D

I have to admit here.......love watching that show! Especially when the girls are competing against each other....MAN! They can be really.........MEAN to each other!
:eek: ;) :D

Catmando
 

Different!?!? :eek: ...Ya, I'd say:p :D ;)

J/K, Nice to meet you catmando!
At least now I know we have two things in common...We both like 'em big up top, right?;)

Know whatcha mean, Troutly...I got the same impression :mad: :rolleyes: :confused:

:cool:

Catman is without a doubt an individual.

LMAO, Troutly! :D :D
That's too funny! Upon arriving into Miami and getting to the end of I-75, we stop to get fuel and pick up a map at a shell...My wife walks into the place and says "Do you have any maps?"

Nothing but blank stares...How upsetting.

The worst was the damn Valet *******s at the Plaza Resort on 1701 Collins. (Hint: do not ever stay there :mad: )

Not one of those short little greasy people spoke our national language.

The kicker was when one of them *******s buried my truck to the damn frame rails in sand trying to get it unstuck(This my friend is my new 2-week old F-250) Mind you, I could have gotten it out no problem...But that's just me, I guess.

Anyway, an hour of being lied to and me bantering "Where's my FVCKING TRUCK..." I take a stroll to the backside of the hotel where the valet lot is and find my shiny new truck 2' deep covered in sand. Meanwhile 3 little valet *******s are scratching their heads.

You could imagine I was a little PISSED OFF. My inquiries lead me no where as the only thing I got was No Comprende...

"God damn right no comprende," I say, "Obviously you don't fvcking comprende how to drive either, do you?"

"HUH," and blank stares!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

Okay, I've vented!
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Oh, no restitution either....I took a bunch of pictures, had the cops on scene and filed a report. They didn't even as much as deduct the damn parking fees!!! I'd love to take them to court, but it's not worth it. :rolleyes: :mad:


Hint: Don't ever stay at the Ritz Plaza...

yep, i chatted with cat too. he's an interesting fella....

sy- it was a pleasure meeting you. i never did get a ride on the lark though...?!?

Troutly- mmmmmmm, grapefruit w/ sour cream! :rolleyes: the look on your face was priceless.........almost as good as your face after the 151 shooter from JBG's drink or the horseradish at Monty's!!!!!

jbk

My Lark
 

Nobody got to ride it,the nitrous system burnt a hole in the piston and the shop didn't get it fixed in time for the Miami Boat Show.