My buddy Wes works swing shift. Sometimes when he is working Denise and I take out Leslie his wife and Logan his son.
One weekend that Wes was working the four of us were out on the boat. Logan was in the cabin playing and the 3 of us were in the cockpit. Leslie started getting nervous because Logan was too quiet. So she went in the cabin to check up on him. She was 1/2 way in the cabin when she raise up her hand. Waving it back and forth. Denise went in the cabin to see if she could help. Out they came holding Logan with his diaper undone.
Yes the boy had dumped a load and was about ready to reach in and get a hand load when Leslie saw him. Leslie was in a panic because she knows how I keep my boat. All I could do was laugh. Poor ole Logan was a little embarrassed. They had him bent over pulling his diaper off. And boy what a load. Logan's feet were on the sun deck and his head with his butt sticking up in Denise's face. Leslie had the baby wipes a goin.
I started getting a little nervous when Leslie was picking up the diaper with one hand and baby wipes in the other. I told Leslie to sling that diaper overboard.
She did but it didn't make it. The side of that black boat was pretty hot and the you know what just ran down the side of it.
Got to love them kids.