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Thread: Old people

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    Registered nautigirl's Avatar
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    Talking Old people

    Sharp Old Couple!!!

    A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor
    asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.

    This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
    appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

    The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
    married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare."

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    Great Idea. I have to try that one.

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    the western shore of THE BAY OF KANSAS CITY

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    So where's the $15.00
    Medicare Math
    108-50 = 43 ???
    90-50 =43???
    Last edited by flylevel; 02-22-2002 at 12:25 PM.

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